she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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