Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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