i jhust puked up my retainher.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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