Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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