apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
