The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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