do herpes really smell.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
