just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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