you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I still have a little drunk in my system
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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