I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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