Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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