I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize