U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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