So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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