super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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