I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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