I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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