oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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