If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Even my vagina gasped.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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