i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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