evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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