He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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