I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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