You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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