Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize