I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you had me at cake vodka
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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