So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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