All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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