That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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