dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize