She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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