Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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