he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.