just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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