i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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