Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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