therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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