It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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