"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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