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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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