Porn is love you can see.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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