Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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