We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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