We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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