I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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