Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
