so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
