Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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