some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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