I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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