what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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