I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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