I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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